IS this all about firearms, or what?

I have an entire industrial park full of warehouses full of stacks of boxes full of stacks of old 45 rpm records which I want to listen to seriously sometime, write about, and keep or discard. Unfortunately the industrial park is currently in some other city, state, and maybe country where I am, physically. But someday, with enough nutrition, physical fitness, and planning, I will be in the same physical space as these records, and I will listen to them and write about them. In the meantime, have a smoothie.