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Banana Smoothie #714

rayspeen — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:10:43 +0000

One Bunch x-tra RIPE bananas

One Bunch yellow bananas

One Bunch green bananas

hint of vanilla

One Quart Myers Rum

Mix in Food Processor until desired consistancy is realized

Not for crybabies

Banana Smoothie #2

rayspeen — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:49:12 +0000

Into a blender Mix:

One pound bleached flour

15 whole eggs

One deboned chicken

One pound sugar

amyl acetate and butyric ether to taste

mix with dry ice

Please note, this recipe is not gluten free, suitable for vegans, vegetarians, or fit for human consumption.

Smoothie Recipe #269

rayspeen — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:16:20 +0000

Place two dozen overly ripe bananas gingerly into a blender and fill to the brim with half and half. While blending at top speed, add one quart of honey and two trays of ice cubes. Serve in 44 ounce tumblers with a sprig of fresh basil and a sprinkling of nutmeg. An option is to lace with dark rum, and another option is to gently float a quarter cup of 151 proof rum on top and ignite. Please be careful if you do that, however.

Recipe #!

rayspeen — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:55:44 +0000

Into a blender:

Six overly ripe bananas

One quart milk

One quart half and half

One pint apricot brandy

One quarter cup ground nutmeg

One quart creme de cacao

One tablespoon paragoric

Lots of Love

Blend to a fine consistancy

Drink in moderation, especially when operating a backhoe

IT was the varniish

rayspeen — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 17:26:39 +0000

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